I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Dick very happy bro
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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