You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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