It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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