so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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