my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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