Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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