You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
my shit smells like andre
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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