u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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