Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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