Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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