Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I have aggressive nipples.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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