all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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