lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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