Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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