That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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