how can u be prego again
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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