if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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