after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You are the jesus of drinking
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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