I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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