you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
