I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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