love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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