I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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