waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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