If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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