We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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