After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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