either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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