This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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