How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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