DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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