i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
you win again, gameday.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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