i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she smelled like a LAN party
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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