Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
