i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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