hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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