Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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