i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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