I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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