i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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