He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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