What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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