We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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