I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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