Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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