..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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