The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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