If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think weed is turning my hair brown
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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