is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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