Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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