After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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