Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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