come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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