It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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