I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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