i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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