Sponge bath it is.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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