He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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