At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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