i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i was born a porn star she said
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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