and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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